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Pamella Anderson Sexy Bikini

Madonna knew it. So did Sophia Loren. Pamela Anderson continues to capitalise on it, as does glamour model Jordan. I, of course, am talking about breasts: those whimsical charms that no matter what shape, size or contour, can turn men into bumbling idiots at the very sight of them.
While winter is supposedly a conservative season, lately I've seen more breasts than I care to look at, especially since I have just returned from a vacation in LA - the home of the burgeoning boob. And while you'd think that the blokes living in the world of the Double D's would have just about had enough of push-up bras, don't bet on it just yet. Especially if they're real, as comedian Sarah Silverman writes in Esquire Magazine; "God-given breasts are rare ... Men see me with my 100-percent-original rack, and they are so appreciative."
She adds that fake breasts have given real breasts more value and thanks a slew of celebrities who propelled fake bosoms into the mainstream. "Thank you, Pamela. Thank you, Demi. And, to quote Alanis, thank you, disillusionment"...
Silverman's boob-theory was confirmed to me while lounging about at a friend's hotel pool recently in La La Land, when my mate - a very hot Cougar in her 40s - whipped off her leopard-print caftan to expose her Pilates bod and a very natural cleavage spilling out from under her tiny bathing suit. Suddenly a horde of men (who hadn't noticed us until now) flocked to our deckchairs making weird excuses as to why they urgently needed to borrow our suntan lotion.
Throughout the course of the day I was aptly ignored (I had forgotten my bathing suit and was too busy on my laptop typing this blog anyway), but my mate was inundated with date requests, cocktail invitations and even a free room for the night. And while a survey recently discovered that 85 per cent of blokes prefer natural breasts over the plastic variety, a friend of mine was recently dumped for a bikini-model (yes, that is her job title), with some very large surgically enhanced breasts.
Which brings me to the power of the bikini. Or the power shortage with which it cripples the male mind. Because while you may have known this all along, it comes as news to me to read new scientific research which stipulates that something drastic happens when a man spots a woman in a cleavage-enhancing bikini: he becomes stupid.
"Bikinis Instigate Generalized Impatience in Intertemporal Choice," sniffed the title of an article that was published in the Journal of Consumer Research, which in other words translates into the fact that men don't make good decisions while checking out pretty girls in bikinis. Of course while this managed to cause a great hullaballoo amongst the men, it has given women great satisfaction in the knowledge of their ability to control men with a little titillating beach wear.
I wonder if the same rings true when cleavage is displayed in the office?
As the debate is often had whether or not feminine wiles are to be displayed during working hours, (surveys have discovered it's mostly women that object to other women displaying it), it becomes plain to see that a little boobage might in fact help women get ahead from the men. Of course no self-respecting women will be taken seriously when they cross the line between pornography and art, but at least it's good to know how to get the promotion over a male co-worker

Jennifer Lopez Skimpy Bikini Photos Online

By Lynda Johnson
Jul 13, 2008

Jennifer Lopez now has some celebrity company in the twins department as sources have confirmed that Angelina Jolie has given birth to a boy and a girl and reports from the Associated Press detail that she named the new little babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt. But while Jolie gave birth in France, Jennifer Lopez had her twins in New Jersey.
Jennifer had a boy and a girl as well and named them Emme Marbiel Muñiz, and Maximilian "Max" David Muñiz. Lopez gave birth on February 22 of this year to fraternal twins and now she is akready stepping out in a bikini. She looks great!
Us Weekly Magazine has the swimsuit photos published online and they are linked here, The report that Jennifer debuted her bikini body in Tenerife, Spain Sunday – just four months after giving birth to twins Max and Emme!
Lopez, husband Marc Anthony, sister Lynda and the twins were seen relaxing poolside at their hotel. Lopez recently gave her first post-baby performance... at an elementary school for a graduation ceremony in Staten Island, New York. As for Max and Emme, she recently told Us they're "fantastic."

Paris Hilton in Sexy Bikini

So here's what happened: John McCain launched an internet attack ad against Barack Obama suggesting Obama is not a suitable presidential candidate because he's as empty a celebrity as Paris Hilton. So, Adam McKay thought it would be funny if Paris Hilton ran for president, with the comedy logic that an intellectually capable Paris would nullilfy and make ridiculous McCain's attack. (Pardon me for explaining the joke.)
So, Adam wrote a presidential candidacy announcement, got Paris on board and they shot it this week. It's the first time Paris really speaks publicly with any substance whatsoever, and she pulls it off pretty well. But really, Adam McKay? Your ghostwriting has Paris suggest an energy policy that's a "combination of McCain's and Obama's" in which we do drill for offshore oil (McCain's idea) "safely" (McKay's idea) which will sustain us until we sufficiently develop alternative energy sources (Obama's idea.)
First off, the idea of safe offshore drilling is dubious at best; no oil drilling is free of leaks, accidents, etc, and many of those problems are never made public. Secondly, any offshore drilling started now won't yield oil for another twenty to forty years--how does that sustain us or reduce gas prices now? Thirdly, we've already got a host of alternative energies that are ready for development; this is the time to change. LA Times journalist Carol Williams reported Schwarzenegger as saying, "Anyone who tells you [offshore drilling] would bring down gas prices any time soon is blowing smoke."
If we don't shift our energy use to alternative fuels in twenty to forty years, we'll be much more likely to be gearing up to fight China for the oil left in the Middle East. Our offshore oil should really be saved for the the next hudred generations of people, or sadly, saved in the case that we end up, say, waring with China for a hundred years, which would undoubtedly be directly or indirectly caused by fear and scarcity over resources.
So, thanks, Adam, for the good intentions, but it'd be funnier if Paris slammed down a hardcore energy policy instead of a hollywood one.